hale.of.bay

...appetite for destruction...

if anyone out there can think of the best name for this sandwich, I will send you a prize!
so start scramblin' yer noodles NOW...

2 slices of soft wheat bread of some sort
1 medium sized carrot- finely shredded
herbed tofu- extra firm
sprouts that tickle your fancy (I like broccoli sprouts!)
pickles- hamburger dills yo!
hummus of your choosing- I've found scallion to be rather tasty
annie's goddess dressing (it HAS to be annie's goddess!!!)
yellow mustard (mustardayonaise if you're "like that")

....so....
-spread a decent amount of hummus on the bottom layer of bread
-pile carrot shreds on top
-then, put a decent amount of sprout action on top of that
-drizzle the golden dressing that annie made on toppadat!
-NEXT! thinly slice the herbed tofu lengthwise if you can- to get the most coverage
-stack 2-3 pieces of tofu on the sprouts...etc.
-pickle that shit UP!
-draw a pretty mustard design on the other piece of bread
-top, smash, cut...eat!

fuck jars.

They are so hard to get open. Imagine if I were an old lady with arthritic hands. It's only going to get WORSE!! I seriously had such a hard time with this that I almost cried and threw the jar at the wall. But the fact the mess would have been way worse made up my mind. To all you pickle jar manufactuers out there... have a heart... not all homes have men between the ages of 15-55 in them.